6 lbs 8.5 oz, and much of it balls...

Daniel is showing that he has the physiognomy of a commodities trader or Wall Street shark (hedge fund managers, take note! Hire him today while he still works for three bottles a day!) However, unlike the balls of those captains of laissez-faire capitalism, Daniel's are not brass, but mere flesh. His Mom plans to use this photo as future leverage to dispose of any girlfriends that do not meet with her approval.