Daniel's Bris: "Boy, I hope he's cutting straight..."

Matt watches anxiously over the shoulder of Rebbe and Mohel Chanan Feld during Daniel's bris, hoping that Daniel will not be peeing sideways for the rest of his life. Standing behind Matt are Hilary's Uncle Michael, and behind Rebbe Feld is Hilary's brother, Jason. Matt's father, Jon, enjoys the signal honor of the sandek, who holds the baby during the bris.

Matt's brother Pete and wife Kate brought Daniel into the room for the ceremony, then handed him off to Hilary's father Richard, who handed him to Hilary's grandfather Sam Green (on the "chair of Elijah"), who handed him to Matt, and then finally to Jon.

Hilary and Matt can attest from first hand evidence during various late night diaper changes that Daniel has problems with neither the linearity nor the force of his pee.