An intimate moment at the "Fat Knee" support group

Daniel, who is starting to pick up weight, has started a Palo Alto chapter of the "Fat Knee" support group.

He is shown here commiserating with his (slightly) older cousin Francine, who suffers from the same stigma -- according to Peaches.

We here at 543News just want to go on the record that Francine, who is about a size (*minus*) two, must have been surrpetitiously anaesthetized by Peaches and had her knees measured with an electron microscope. 'Cause, basically, there is no fat on this woman. None. She could eat ColdStone triple sundaes for the rest of her life and still make Kate Moss jealous.

Daniel's knees really are getting kind of chubby, tho'... ;-)

We hope Peaches will be merciful.