My James Bond Villain Control Chair is stylistically challenged

Daniel, while heartily endorsing the robust vibrate feature of his master command/control chair, feels that it suffers from certain stylistic challenges compared to those of most James Bond villains.

He says: "Sweet Chocolate Christ! Even Christopher Walken, in that G-d forsaken Roger Moore monstrosity 'A View to A Kill[ing the franchise]' got a better looking chair than this!"

He goes on to say "And what's with the giant strap across my groin that looks like an external diaper?!? Isn't wearing a diaper under my little plush jumpsuit humiliating enough to begin with?!?"

We just smiled and kissed him, to which he replied "Urrrbllllarrrrrrrrnnnnn"... :-)