Psst, little guy, if you ever need an attorney...

Since Uncle Jason is not yet an attorney (he is shown here during a rare break from law school classes), this is not strictly considered inappropriate contact with a client.

Also, as is the case with the law, there are often two sides to every story.

And, Jay is being remarkably forgiving in not filing a harrassment suit against Daniel, who is clearly looking to chomp on Jay's left nipple any moment now, in search of milk...

Actually, if you look closely, Daniel's right arm is flung out under his bib, probing towards Jay's breast pocket.

And there, Daniel will discover...

ash-y lint.


Seriously, Uncle Jay. Thanks for hanging with all of us on a fun Sunday.