Look, Luros, there are gonna be some changes in this practice...

First, it's not coffee breaks - it's milk breaks. I'm not going to let my staff desecrate a great beverage by mixing it with an inferior one.

Second, your filing is a mess. I'm tired of looking for my binky and finding it under "P" for pacifier. Plus, I can't read, so we need to do something about that.

Third, burping me comes before client service. I run this show, and when I have gas, that's all that matters.

Fourth, this is now my chair.