Gentlemen, let us begin the 8 month old colloquium

Thank you, gentlemen, for joining me today on my Mommy's sofa.

At this distinguished venue, we will examine such topics as:

"Bananas: smooshed or pureed?"

and

"Desitin or A&D: whither goes the bottom's future?"

We will wrap up with squirming and an enforced nap.