Shhhh! Daddy doesn't know I just farted on him...

...and my bubbles are so small, he may not know until the smell hits him.

Bath time is a blast (literally). I get to scootch around, and I have great toys (that Mommy was kind enough to buy).

Mommy asked Daddy to explain why he was wearing swim trunks.

Aside from the fact that there was no way otherwise this photo would go on the blog, Daddy also firmly maintains that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should his son ever view the close proximity of another man's johnson with anything but severe suspicion.