Why light sockets should be covered

...or your baby could be doing a Don King impression.

(Seriously, Daniel just woke up with a major case of crib-hair.

All our light sockets are so thoroughly baby-proofed that Mommy and Daddy have in fact given up on electricity and run everything on steam power.

No, darn it, that's dangerous, too.

Can you power a hair dryer on baby farts, anybody?)