A little off the top, please...

Daniel Mason enjoys his very first haircut, at Just Kids Cuts in Burlingame. Showing an early preference for blondes (which Mommy hopes he will outgrow, since Jewesses tend to be brunette), Daniel behaved extremely well and sat very still for his "stylist", Angela. Their love affair was not long-lived, however -- Angela moved on to greener pastures, AKA Pleasanton. On future visits, Daniel's demeanor was not as pleasant, and Mommy eventually decided that the twenty five minute shlep up to Burlingame, plus the temper tantrum, aren't worth the hassle. Now, Daniel goes to Daddy's barber shop in Menlo Park and behaves like the perfect gentleman we all know he can be.